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| Jango walks into John's house. Megan and John are sitting on John's awesome, red, Coke couch. Jango steps into the living room. Jango: Megan... John... They look at him. Megan and John: Hey Jango. Jango: ...Guys... I'm engaged. John: ...In combat? Jango: No! I'm engaged. You know, with a girl. Megan and John look at each other for several long seconds, then look back at Jango. Megan: Seriously, what did you come over for? Jango: ARGH! You people are hopeless! Jango storms out the front door, gets in the Sky Wolf and flies to Chris's house. He walks into the barn. Jango: CHRIS! Guess what! Chris, feeding the horses: What? Jango: I'm engaged. Chris: In combat? Jango: I hate you. Chris: I'm sorry. Chris dumps horse feed on Jango. Jango: ...I REALLY hate you... Chris: I'm REALLY sorry. Chris dumps horse feed on Jango. Jango: Maybe JAKE will care!! Chris: Don't count on it. Jango flies off. He lands at Jake's store in Sekhmet and goes in. Jango: JAKE!! I'M ENGAGED!! Jake: In combat? Jango:  With a girl.Jake: Oh. That's nice. Jango: I--HATE--YOU--ALL. Jake: Oh. That's nice. Jango:  You people just... don't care about me... do you?Jake: Not quite. Jango sighs and walks out of the store. Jango:  !Jango runs back into the store. Jango: I'll run off with the Sky Wolf!! Jake: WHO'S THE GIRL?! HOW OLD IS SHE?! WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?! WHEN'S THE WEDDING?! HYAGHAYUYAIGH! Jango: That's better.  Want to come with me to John's house? And bring my girl with us? Jake: JUSTDON'TTAKEMYSHIP! Jango:  John: Who's the girl? Jango: I don't like you.John: SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the bed... Jango: ME AND HER ARE ENGAGED, YOU RETARD!!!! John: Sheesh, don't get angry with me... How am I supposed to know you're engaged? Jango: ... ... Anyway, Melissa, these are my cohorts,Jango gestures around. Jango: John Gibson, Megan Kirate, and Jake Conner. Guys, this is Melissa Jefferson. Everybody shakes hands with her. Melissa whispers into Jango's ear. Melissa: Are these people always like this? Jango: No, they just like ticking me off. And now you know.Storms Gibson & Conner | Jango Ibonek  SG&C co-pilot Co-pilot Immortal 11/18/2002 11:12:07 PM  Level: 18 Experience: 24500 Total Posts: 8 |
| RE: Jango walks into John's house. *Tom walks in.* Tom:  *In the blink of an eye he has his MP5K in Melissa's face.* Tom: Assassin! Take cover! *Jango smacks him across the room.* Tom: She's brainwashed Jango! No! Jango! Snap out of it! Jango:  Storms Gibson & Conner | Tom Fender  Member of SG&C Mercenary Not Banned (For conforming.) Immortal 11/19/2002 12:19:18 PM  Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 323 |
| RE: Jango walks into John's house. Jango: Stupeed eediot! She's not an assassin. We're engaged. Tom: In combat? Jango:  Melissa: His engagement ring is enchanted with a fireball spell. I wouldn't suggest making Jango angry.  John: OH. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. WOW, GOOD FOR YOU JANGO. I'M GLAD YOU'RE ENGAGED. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.John hides behind the couch. Jango: Storms Gibson & Conner | Jango Ibonek SG&C co-pilot Co-pilot Immortal 11/19/2002 1:23:03 PM Level: 18 Experience: 24500 Total Posts: 8 |
| RE: Jango walks into John's house. Tom: Enchanted enshmanted. I'm enchanted with an MP5K and an M4A1. I'm not afraid of any dang fireball spell. Storms Gibson & Conner | Tom Fender Member of SG&C Mercenary Not Banned (For conforming.) Immortal 11/19/2002 2:43:12 PM Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 323 |
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