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RE: A boat

*Some shady lookin' guy with a trenchcoat, sunglasses, and a hat is leaning against the wall of a building in an alley. He's flipping a coin in the air. John and Chris walk by.*
Shady Guy: Psstt...
*John and Chris continue walking.*
Shady Guy: HEY! PSST!
John: *Turns to him* You talkin' to us?
Shady Guy: Yeah. Hey, you look like the kinda guy that likes to blow stuff up. I got some nice stuff here. *Opens his trenchcoat and there are two M-16s, an M4, an AK-47, a MAC-10, two Glock .45s, and five Glock Field Knives.*
Shady Guy: Y'see, I gotta get this stuff off my hands... but I can't just give it away, ya know? I'll sell it to ya real cheap.
Chris: *Rubs his chin* Well, that AK-47 looks nice--
Shady Guy: 100 LOM.
Chris: Uhm--
John: Chris, I think we've got enough weaponry.
Chris: Well, I've always wanted an AK-47...
Shady Guy: Maybe this'll sway ya---75 LOM!
Chris: Well....... OK, fine. Here. *CH-CHING!*
Shady Guy: HEY! WOW! THANKS, DOOD! *Throws the sunglasses, hat, and trenchcoat on the ground and we see that it is BLICK!
Audience: GASP! GASP!
Blick: SUCKER! *They enter battle*
Chris: Couldn't ya at least gimme the rifle?
Blick: Hey, I'm a bad guy!
John: You workin' for that crime ring?
Blick: Mmmmmmmmmaybe.
Chris: Who's head did they send ya to crunch?
Blick: Uhh..... Why should I tell you?
Chris: Uhm... Cuz I asked?
Blick: ... Fair enough. Charlie West!
Chris: Ya don't say?
Blick: Yes, I did.
John: Huh?
Blick: Beats me. *Bonks them both on the head with a large tennis shoe.* TAKE THAT, SUCKAS!
*John pulls grabs his MP5 and blasts away at Blick. Blick takes a few bullets to his leg, his arm, and his head.*
Blick: Uhm... Ow? *Fades away.*
John: That's weird.
Chris: Yer tellin' me.
John: I know.
*They do their victory poses.*
*They got 1000 experience!*
*Chris walks over to Blick's trenchcoat and picks it up.*
Chris: Might as well take everything he had. He won't be needing it anymore. Grin
John: Right.
*They got...... all those guns!*
Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant next
to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 40
Banned
(For being an idiot and talking about Fight Club, but mainly for having an unpopular opinion.)

Immortal
1/4/2002 9:11:04 PM

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Experience: 2500627

Total Posts: 366
RE: A boat

Chris: THAT NERD STOLE MY MOOLAH!

*Body comes out of nowhere*

Blick: YOU CALLED ME A NERD!? IM COOL, I HATE BEING CALLED A NERD!
Chris: ught-oh..
John: ya' did it now..

*Chris grabs his AK-47 and guns down Blick*
*NO EXP*

Chris: HEY! HE CHEATED ME AGAIN! NO EXP! DANG!
John: If ya don't shut up, he'll come back again!
Chris: ragga fragga...
John: At least we found somthing out.
Chris: What?
John: They can come back to life.
Chris: hmm. Your right.
John: I know...
Chris:
John: Well, don't look at me! Your the one that said the dumb thing!
Chris: ragga fragga
Chris Storms
1st In Command of SG&C
Mercenary

Immortal
1/4/2002 9:22:06 PM

Level: 20
Experience: 32580

Total Posts: 1382
RE: A boat

*They get out of town and walk around.*
Chris: Do you honestly think walking around in circles will get monsters' attention?

*Screen goes swirly. A Sunny appears.*

John: Don't kill him. Let's see if we can beat some answers out of him.

*On the action menu, there's a new ability: Beat. John and Chris both pick it and they find themselves running over to the Sunny.*

John: *Smashes his face, then punches him in the gut.* TALK!
Sunny: Cry STOP BEATING ME! I'LL TALK, JUST STOP BEATING ME...! Cry

*Victory music plays. John and Chris do their victory dances. No exp. Screen turns black then returns to where they were.*

Sunny: *Sitting on the ground crying.*
John: Crybaby... Alright, are you chasing around Mr. West?
Sunny: No... Cry But my best friend, Blick, is. Cry So is Wolf...!  Cry
Chris: Where can we find them?
Sunny: In a spaceship orbitting Meeriad... Cry This world doesn't have any shuttles, though... Cry
John: Frag. Well how did YOU get down here?
Sunny: Cry I have a pod... Cry You might be able to use that to get up there... Cry
Chris: Alright. Lead us to it.

John Gibson

John Gibson
2nd In Command of SG&C
Mercenary

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1/5/2002 2:01:46 PM

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Experience: 31580

Total Posts: 442
RE: A boat

*He leads them to the pod*

Sunny: I'm sorry!
John: QUIT YER' WHININ!
Sunny: o...*sniffle*...k
Chris: ok, lets go.

*All of a sudden Wolf is there with Sunny*
*Sunny and Wolf draw their guns*

Sunny: Not so fast.
Wolf: Sunny was just putting on a show for us, so we could get you where we want you.

*John draws his DE*
*Wolf shoots it out of his hand*

Wolf: No sneeze, no itch, no nuthin' that I don't know about, yer' gonna go home in a box.
John:
Chris: *GULP* I have to caugh...
Wolf: Go ahead.
Chris: *HACK! CAUGH! CAUGH! HACK!*
Wolf: YOU HACKED TOO!!! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WHERE GONNA DO THAT!
Chris:
Sunny: Give him a break...He didn't know he was gonna "HACK!"...
Wolf: hmm...
Chris Storms
1st In Command of SG&C
Mercenary

Immortal
1/6/2002 11:15:27 AM

Level: 20
Experience: 32580

Total Posts: 1382
RE: A boat

John: *Stomps on Wolf's foot, then does a roundhouse kick. Wolf flies into a tree. Sunny begins shooting at John.*
Chris: *Backflips. His legs smash into Sunny's chin while he's at it. Chris brings him all the way around, but both of them land flat on their faces. John runs over and jumps onto Sunny's back, then proceeds to act like Bayman.*
Chris: Ooooooooh... I can't watch. *Looks away, just in time to notice Wolf getting up.* John, we've got trouble.
John: Take care of it, I'm havin' too much fun! *Twists Sunny's head again.*
Chris: *Gets into a fighting stance as Wolf comes over to him. He kicks him in the chest and jumps back. Wolf swings a fist. Chris grabs Wolf's fist, turns, and flips him over his back. Chris pulls out his DE and unloads his clip into Wolf's head, neck, and chest.* He's down.
John: *Pulls Sunny's leg back. He notices the number "24" come from Sunny's body and fade away. Then Sunny's body fades.* Huh? What was that?
Chris: What?
John: A number.
Chris: It was showing the damage you dealt to him. Come on, let's get in his ship.
*They get into Sunny's pod.*
John: This thing is strange...
Chris: Yeah. There's only one button.
John: No... there's about 20 back here. And some sort of stick.
Chris: Dang. The pilot sits back there. Cry
John: Shut up and let's get this baby movin'. *Presses the big red "START" button. The dome closes and it begins to hover.* Woo! *He turns a dial. The ship begins to get higher.* What are sublight engines?
Chris: They're the things that make the ship go in space. We're flying on repulsorlifts now.
John: This is that Star Wars stuff, isn't it?
Chris: Yup.
John: Oh boy. *Turns another dial. The sublight engines come on and they blast off. He grips the stick.
Chris: Umm... you know what?
John: What?
Chris: We have no idea where the monster command ship is.
John: *Looks back at Chris.* It can't be too hard to find. We'll find it. *Looks back. He realizes they're in the hangar of the Trio Commandship.* Heh, what'd'ya know?

John Gibson

John Gibson
2nd In Command of SG&C
Mercenary

Immortal
1/6/2002 11:42:11 AM

Level: 19
Experience: 31580

Total Posts: 442
RE: A boat

Chris: Wooah! What are those things?
John: They look like...some thing from a video game...
Chris: yeah. Mech Warrior...
John: Exactly.
Chris: *GULP*
John: Letsee if we can land this thing.
Chris: Good idea. This button over here says... "Power"

*Pushes it*
*Lights go out*

Chris: THATS IT!? JUST LIGHTS!?
John: Uh, not exactly, the lights where the FIRST thing to go out. The readings over hear are quiting one by one.

*Engin goes out*

Chris: oops...
John: *GULP*

*Chris presses "Power" again*
*...Nothing happnes*

Chris: Really ught-oh.
John: Bail out!

*They jump out*
*They DO land on the floor (all in one piece, no broken bones or anything...)

John: We made it...Now all we have to do is find these guys.
Chris: Lets go!
Chris Storms
1st In Command of SG&C
Mercenary

Immortal
1/6/2002 12:16:03 PM

Level: 20
Experience: 32580

Total Posts: 1382
RE: A boat

*A double door slowly slides open. They see a Blick in a black robe. He looks up at them. He flips out his double bladed lightsaber. John shoots him in the head and they proceed.*
Chris: *Reloads his DE.* I betcha we can find whoever's behind this at the front of the ship.
*They walk through hall after hall, door after door until they finally reach the main deck. John and Chris silently pull out their Desert Eagles and creep into the room. A swivel chair is sitting in the middle of the room. John quickly spins it around.*
Chris: *Gasps.* It's... it's... Wide Eyes
John: IT'S KYLE BLIZZARD! RUN!
*They run toward the door. Kyle shoots electricity at them from his hands.*
Chris: AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!
*They get through the door and shut it. They run back to the hangar and get into the pod.*
John: *Presses power and frantically presses buttons, trying to get it into the air. Kyle comes out into the hangar. He sends electricity flying at the pod. All the systems short out and it goes down.*
Chris: Frag it! *Grabs his AK-47 and opens the dome. He opens fire on Kyle.*
John: *Pulls out his Mac-10 and also opens fire on Kyle.* DANGIT! HE TAKES THEM LIKE GRAINS OF SALT!
Kyle: *Zaps them both. A Wolf is standing next to him.*
Wolf: Go Kyle!

John Gibson

John Gibson
2nd In Command of SG&C
Mercenary

Immortal
1/6/2002 12:34:17 PM

Level: 19
Experience: 31580

Total Posts: 442
RE: A boat

Kyle: Die, mercenary! Die! Insane Laugh
Chris: Father! Please!
Kyle: Evil Grin
John: *He sees a bottomless pit (?!?!) behind Kyle. He slowly makes his way towards Kyle.*
Kyle: What? You gonna try throwin' me into that conveniently placed bottomless pit? *He snaps his fingers and the hole closes.*
John: Wide Eyes *He gets thrown back.*
Kyle: Insane Laugh
Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant next
to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 40
Banned
(For being an idiot and talking about Fight Club, but mainly for having an unpopular opinion.)

Immortal
1/6/2002 12:39:33 PM

Level: 85
Experience: 2500627

Total Posts: 366
RE: A boat

*Another door opens across the hall*
*Jon Wieberg walks out*

Chris: NOOOO! IT'S JON WIEBERG!!!
John: NOOOO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

*Another door opens*
*Clint Blizzard walks out*

Chris: NOOOO! IT'S CLINT BLIZZARD!!!
John: NOOOO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

*Another door opens*
*Sunny Light walks out*

Chris: NOOOO! IT'S SUNNY LIGHT!!!
John: NOOOO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

*Another door opens*
*Blick Blanks walks out*

Chris: NOOOO! IT'S BLICK BLANKS!!!
John: NOOOO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

*Another door opens*
*Everyone but Chris and John get sucked in*

Chris: NOOOO! IT'S....
John:
Chris Storms
1st In Command of SG&C
Mercenary

Immortal
1/6/2002 12:45:16 PM

Level: 20
Experience: 32580

Total Posts: 1382
RE: A boat

John: Well, I say we get out of here.
Chris: I say that too, but we can't. The pod's systems are shot.
John: Well, that's why we use one of the others. *Gestures towards the millions of other pods in the hangar.*
Chris: Heh... heh...
*They get in one and travel back down to Meeriad.*
John: We just got absolutely nothing accomplished...
Chris: I know, ain't it cool?!! Grin Let's go eat. I'm starved.

Stasis
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1/13/2002 7:29:57 PM

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