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RE: Out in the middle of the field *10 minutes later they hear a smoke alarm* *They hear Chris yelling at the beeping sound* Chris: SHUT UP! Alarm: BLEEP BLEEP! Chris: I CAN TO COOK! Alarm: BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP! Chris: THATS NO WAY TO TALK TO ME! Megan: Think he will be safe in there alone? John: Yeah. *The alarm is still bleeping* *BANG* *Not anymore* *John runs into the kitchen and sees the alarm on the floor with a hole through it* John: What happened? Chris: My DE went off for no reason at all... John:	Jonathan Katarn Archer Immortal 2/18/2002 7:07:38 PM Level: 1 Experience: 176 Total Posts: 262
RE: Out in the middle of the field John: Suuuuuuuure it did. Chris: Alright, go back to the living room. I have to finish my masterpiece. John: *Leaves the kitchen.* Everything's fine, no worries. Megan: Jake: *Turns on the TV and channel surfs.* Chris: ARGH!! *They hear a slam and some clanking pots.* Megan: *Looks toward the kitchen.* John: You'll learn to ignore it. Jake: *Stops changing channels at an interview with Mark Knopfler.* Guys! Mark! Chris: *Rushes out of the kitchen.* Jango: *Apears in the front door* Chris, John, Jake, and Jango: oooooouuh, aaaaaah, ooooh!	Stasis Archer Bio-Shell Archer Banned (Spamming) Immortal 2/18/2002 7:30:21 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 1308
RE: Out in the middle of the field *after the nterview chris goes back to finish* jake: whats taking him so long megan: i'm getting worried john: eh, he'll be fine, he's wearing a helmet *CRASH* chris: OUUUUCH! *sound of huge spill* chris: DANG IT! I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN! john: *yawn* chris: i'll add some of this..and..oh, that looks cool, i'll add that too megan: ok, now i'm scared *about 3 hours later he walks out* chris: MY MASTERPIECE IS COMPLETE! megan: b-but this is a TV dinner cooking it..stupid tv dinners, there cursed chris: eh, i had some trouble jake: heeey, theres a piece of cardboard in mine.. chris: stop complaining! i work all day to cook a meal! and all i get is complaints! john: you sound like my mom *they see smoke* megan: whats that? chris: i forgot about that *runs in kitchen* *CRASH* *BANG* chris: OWW *he comes back out* chris': heres the rest of the meal *gives them all a cherry* megan: why was there smoke coming from the kitchen, when you just got a cherry chris: i dunno	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/18/2002 7:37:09 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088
RE: Out in the middle of the field John: You'll learn to enjoy the TV dinners. *Eats it merrily.* Megan: Maaaaaaaaaybe I *DON'T* want to join your group... John: Why? This is good. *Stuffs his mouth with stuffing.* Megan: Jake: Just eat it!! *Starts to eat it. He gets a disgusted look on his face.* There's MAYONASE in my stuffing... Chris: Some people are never happy.	Stasis Archer Bio-Shell Archer Banned (Spamming) Immortal 2/18/2002 7:41:54 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 1308
RE: Out in the middle of the field *Chris eats the deer meat, bone and all* *Megan touches it with her finger* *She grabs the empty chip bag* John: That one is empty Megan: I know.. *She sticks her head in the bag* *A verry grusom noise comes out* Megan: I feel better now...where is the trash can? Chris: ....over......there.....	Chris Storms 1st In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/18/2002 7:51:14 PM Level: 20 Experience: 32580 Total Posts: 1382
RE: Out in the middle of the field megan: *tosses it* jake: ok..now i lost my appitite chris: I'LL HAVE THE REST! jake: sure megan: i'm gonna go puke again john: hey, it came out better then usual..whats this chunky thing in the stuffing? it's good chris: oh..those chunky things are chocolate tomatoes megan:	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/18/2002 8:37:37 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088
RE: Out in the middle of the field Chris: Whats your problem? Megan: *Cheeks fill with some liquid* Chris: ught-oh... *Jake grabs a bag* *He stick Megans head in it* *BLUUUUUUUH!!!!!* Chris: Close call... John: I don't think we need to have you cook again. Megan: *head inside bag* definatly... Chris: Jeez, the respect I get around here... Jake: I'm good freinds with the pizza man down town. Megan: gooooood... *There is a knock at the front door* *Chris sets down his plate and goes to the door* *He opens it* Chris: ...TOM?! Tom: Chris!!!	Chris Storms 1st In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/18/2002 9:21:08 PM Level: 20 Experience: 32580 Total Posts: 1382
RE: Out in the middle of the field *They pound each other on the back very hard.* Tom: Long time no see, Chris! Chris: Yeah. Come in. I made some food. Tom: Uhm... I stopped at the Burger King before coming, so I already ate. I remember your cooking. Chris: Jeez! Now you?! Tom: Sorry. Chris: Never mind. Now come in. *They step inside. John sees Tom and stands up.* John: Tom! Hey! Long time no see! Tom: Is there an echo? *They shake hands.* John: You've never met Jake before, huh? *Gestures to Jake* This is Jake. Jake: *Shakes Tom's hand.* Nice to meet you. Tom: Same here. Tom: *Sees Megan with her head in the chips bag.* Is that you, Megan? Megan: *Pulls her head out.* Hi, Tom! Tom: Hey... Long time no see? Echo..... echo... John: What brings you around here? Tom: My Jeep. John: Ah, I see. Tom: Business has been slow lately. Everybody seems to be going to the bigger mercenary groups nowadays. And, as you know, I work alone. Guess nobody thinks I can pull anything off by myself... John:	Tom Fender Member of SG&C Mercenary Not Banned (For conforming.) Immortal 2/18/2002 11:23:07 PM Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 323
RE: Out in the middle of the field John: You can always join us, hinthintnudgenudge. Tom: I'll think about it. I need some money. Megan: They're just getting new members up the wazoo. John asked me, too. John: Well, pull up a chair! Tom: *Shoves everyone off the couch and sits down.* Don't mind if I do. Chris: Saaaaaame old Tom. Tom: Jake: That's scary, cut it out. Tom: Sorry.	John Gibson 2nd In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/18/2002 11:28:49 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31580 Total Posts: 442
RE: Out in the middle of the field Tom: Well, if y'all don't mind too much, yeah I'd join. Maybe I'd be able to live another week. I'm dang near broke. *Rips open another bag of chips and chows down.* Mmm... Greasy...	Tom Fender Member of SG&C Mercenary Not Banned (For conforming.) Immortal 2/18/2002 11:37:07 PM Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 323

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