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RE: Outskirts of Ashickal Kyle: *Comes back in.* But we're writing this. Why can't--*Jon and Clint slam their hands over his mouth to silence him.* Clint: THERE ARE NO PLOTHOLES, SLAG IT!!!!!!!!!	Tom Fender Member of SG&C Mercenary Not Banned (For conforming.) Immortal 3/9/2005 3:59:25 PM Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 323
RE: Outskirts of Ashickal Clint: Jeez, dude. What fun would it be to say "LOL ALL THE GOA'ULD ARE DEAD AND THE STARGATE'S BACK LET'S GO HOME ROFLOL"????///!~2/!`2?12`1twotwelveone	Stasis Archer Bio-Shell Archer Banned (Spamming) Immortal 3/9/2005 4:00:38 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 1308
RE: Outskirts of Ashickal Kyle: It would be different!	Tom Fender Member of SG&C Mercenary Not Banned (For conforming.) Immortal 3/9/2005 4:01:30 PM Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 323
RE: Outskirts of Ashickal Fiction Clint and Jonathan walks over to Jon and Clint, who are putting the dead Jaffa into the sarcophagus. Fiction Clint: What is this device? Clint: It's a sarcophagus. It completely heals and/or brings people back to life. No, you can't have it. Extended use causes an addiction and a loss of one's soul. Fiction Clint raises an eyebrow. Clint: One use is harmless, but after I bring this guy back, it's going bye-bye. The sarcophagus closes over the unmoving Jaffa. Minutes later, it opens again and the Jaffa begins to stand up. Clint pulls out his Zat. Clint: Hold it. Jon: Why have you been doing all the talking and making important decisions and stuff for the past thirty minutes? Clint: Because I'm the only one doing the writing here. Add on and you can do some slag. Clint turns back to the Jaffa. Clint: Alright loser, come this way. The Jaffa steps out of the sarcophagus carefully. He looks at it with wide eyes. Jon: Jaffa aren't allowed to use the sarcophagus. Clint: I don't give a phoot. The device suddenly disappears. Fiction Clint and Jonathan look bewildered. Clint leads the Jaffa up into the shuttle and they tie him up. Clint: Alright. I think it's about time to go teach some slaggers what for. Kyle: Slaggers? Clint: YES. Do not anger me, fool. Kyle: What if I wanna?! Clint: I'll... uhh... beat you over the head with a Maglite. Kyle: Alright. Teal'c cocks his head to the side and raises an eyebrow. Jeez, is that all he ever does? Clint: Well, since I'm the one that's been doing everything around here for a while, I'm going to have somebody else fly the shuttle. Who wants to do that? Nobody says anything. Clint: I guess nobody knows how to pilot it. Jon: Nope. Clint: Rage. Well... I guess I have to do it, then. Jon: No, we can just use mine. Clint looks out the cockpit window and sees another, identical shuttle outside. Clint slaps his forehead. Clint: The Jaffa are already here, though. Jon: FINE. NOW I KNOW WHO MY REAL FRIENDS ARE. Clint: DANG RIGHT. SG-1 looks upon the scene with a mix of amusement and confusion. Clint: You know what? I'm going to throw a need for some suspension of disbelief in here and now you can magically fly it, Jon. Jon: It's your post. Clint: ...Huh? Jon goes into the cockpit. Jon: Everybody ready? We're taking off now. Kyle: Do you even know where you're going? Jon: Not really.	Stasis Archer Bio-Shell Archer Banned (Spamming) Immortal 3/9/2005 11:44:44 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 1308

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